Joe Mikulik

Joseph Mikulik ('/m//ɪ//k//ə//l//ɪ//k/ MIKəlik), born October 30, 1963, in Weimar, Texas, is a former minor league baseball player and the former manager of the Asheville Tourists, Myrtle Beach Pelicans and the Frisco RoughRiders minor league baseball teams. The 5' 11" right handed batting outfielder never rose above AAA baseball, but was a key player in the Tucson Toros' first Pacific Coast League championship in 1991. During 2007, his eighth season with the Tourists, Mikulik, who already held the team record for most games managed, became the team's all time leader in managerial wins.

Mikulik attended Bishop Forest High School in Schulenburg, Texas, with his brothers John and Gene Mikulik, where he lettered in football, baseball, basketball and track and field. He went on to play two years at San Jacinto College, where he would earn All American honors. In 1984, Mikulik was drafted by the Houston Astros in the ninth round in the winter draft.

Mikulik attended San Jacinto Junior College, where he was a walk on and received a full scholarship. After an All American sophomore season, Texas A&M offered him a two year scholarship, which he declined when he was selected by the Houston Astros in the ninth round of the 1984 amateur draft. Over the next ten years Mikulik played for the Auburn Astros, the Asheville Tourists, the Columbus Astros and the Jackson Generals, all in the Astros' minor league system, supplemented with a stint in the Mexican League. From 1988 to 1992 he spent parts of each season with the AAA Tucson Toros, finally spending the entire season there in 1993. In 2012, Mikulik lead the Tourists to the South Atlantic League Championship. Mikulik is the hitting coach for the Grand Junction Rockies of the MLB Partner Pioneer League.

Mikulik is infamous for several lengthy in game tirades. In the bottom of the fifth inning in a game against the Lexington Legends on June 25, 2006, Mikulik instigated an argument with an umpire who had called Legends third baseman Koby Clemens safe on a close call at second base. The umpire ejected Mikulik who responded by going on an extended rampage. He dislodged second base and threw it into the outfield, threw bats from the dugout onto the field, then poured water on home plate before leaving for the clubhouse where he toppled water coolers and a chair in front of the umpires' locker room. Afterward, Mikulik was unapologetic, claiming he claimed he "could get two mannequins at Sears" could "umpire better than what I saw this whole series" while receiving a seven day suspension and a $1,000 fine. His antics were shown on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Pardon the Interruption, SportsCenter, and Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Mikulik's behavior was mentioned in Legendary: When Baseball Came to the Bluegrass, a 2011 documentary about the Legends. On July 27, 2012, in the bottom of the first inning of a game against the Charleston RiverDogs, Mikulik came out of the dugout to dispute a call that a baserunner had eluded a tag. Mikulik was ejected by an umpire after he argued, kicked dirt, and reenacted the play. Mikulik went back to argue with the umpiring crew, removed third base, and handed it to a fan. Mikulik left the game tipping his hat to the crowd as he received mixed applause. Managing the Myrtle Beach Pelicans on August 17, 2014, Mikulik had a widely reported meltdown where he responded to getting ejected by removing some of his clothing on the field.

Mikulik has two children, son Dawson and daughter Susan. Mikulik married Candy Conway on October 13, 2014.